Saturday, December 15, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
10 Pearls
1. The most damaging 1 letter word "I" :- AVOID IT
2. The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE" :- USE IT
3. The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO" :- KILL IT
4. The most used 4 letter word "LOVE" :- VALUE IT
5. The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE" :- KEEP IT
6. The faster spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR" :- IGNORE IT
7. The most enviable 7 letter word "SUCCESS" :- ACHIEVE IT
8. The most evil 8 letter word "JEALOUSY" :- DISTANCE IT
9. The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE" :- ACQUIRE IT
10. The most essential 10 letter word "CONFIDENCE" :- TRUST IT
Creativity (USB Drivers) :)
Phillips Electronics in collaboration with Swarovski made the 'Active Crystal' collection of USB memory. These are really fancy.
This is platinum USB drive hand set with 350
white diamonds. It even comes with a solid platinum chain and you can have it for $38,000
Here are some less expensive.
Heart...
There are memory sticks shaped like food...
Sandwiches
Fruits and Chocalates
Donuts
Ice Cream with some Wine
Have some Chilled Beer
Some Pets :)
Welcome to Mickey world.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
A lesson for Every Salaried Employee
A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog.” The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. the shopkeeper questions the guy “What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life.”
The guy responds “You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys.”
The moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations… But will always fall short of the bosses expectation…
The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Isaac’s Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Famous Human Creations in the World
FROM THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS ENGINEERING FEATS…
Basilica of our Lady of Peace, Yamoussoukro o.
Inside sitting capacity...........18,000 Outside overflow capacity....100, 000
WORLD'S BIGGEST INDOOR SWIMMING-POOL
World Water Park.....Edmonton, Albert, Canada..............SIZE....5 Acres
WORLD'S BIGGEST OFFICE COMPLEX ............ CHICAGO
Chicago Merchandise Mart.....Illinois, USA
WORLD'S BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL
South China Mall, Dongguan, China.........892,000 meter-square
Shops on 6 floors
WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT...............NEW YORK
J.F.K International Airport , New York....................USA
WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE.........AUSTRALIA
Sydney harbor bridge, Australia........16 lanes of car traffic.....8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor
WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE...............CHINA
Donghai Bridge , China ........................32.5 kilo meters
WORLD'S BIGGEST PASSENGER-SHIP
MS Freedom of the Seas......4300 passenger Capacity Inside
WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE...............AIRBUS
Airbus A380...........555 Passenger s
WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS
Neoplan Jumbo -cruiser........2 in 1 bus....double deck bus......
170 passenger capacity
WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE................BRAZIL
CHRIST THE REDEEMER STATUE.....RIO.D.J.........BRAZIL
WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING.........DUBAI
Burj Dubai..........900 meters high. To be finally completed 2008
WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE......................ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament.....Bucharest, Romania ..........
more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens,120 sitting rooms
WORLD'S BIGGEST STADIUM..........BRAZIL
MARACANA STADIUM............ RIO D.J............BRAZIL...............
CAPACITY...199 ,000
WORLD'S COSTLIEST STADIUM.........ENGLAND
New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London....90, 000 capacities................
cost.....$1.6 billion
MOST COMPLEX INTER-CHANGE.........TEXAS
Interstate 10 Highways Interchange......Houston, Texas.
WORLD'S BIGGEST EXCAVATOR
Built by KRUPP of Germany.............45,500 tons......95 meters high......215 meters long
WORLD'S LARGEST MOSQUE..................PAKISTAN
Shah Feisal mosque.....Islamabad......Pakistan
Inside hall capacity ....35, 000 outside overflow capacity...... 150,000
WORLD'S BIGGEST HOTEL.........LAS VEGAS
MGM Grand Hotel....Las Vegas....6, 276 rooms
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL ...DUBAI...U.A.E
Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai....only 7 Star Hotel in the World
Cheapest room...$1000 per night......Royal suit...$28,000 per night
WORLD'S BIGGEST CHURCH BUILDING.........NIGERIA
Winners` C hapel.......Canaanland .......... Otta........Nigeria
Inside Sitting Capacity......50,000 Outside Overflow
Capacity......250,000.
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL............
IVORY-COAST
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